The One Drink Rule

One of the funniest things to me is the phrase "lets go for one drink."  Those five harmless little words hide the meaning of what actually is about to happen that evening.  I've learned that in this day and age it is very hard to just go for one drink.  We are young, we're having fun, experimenting, dealing with peer pressure, everyone else is having fun, why can't you.

Robin and I devised a system to guarantee that you will not have a casual evening when someone says, " lets go for just one drink."  It is called  "The One Drink Rule!"

You are not allowed to leave until you have casually drank one drink, start to finish that has not been tampered with.  That means if any of the following happens:

your drink gets spilt
your glass gets broken or smashed
anyone puts anything in your drink, extra straws, umbrellas, fruit, ice cubes, shots, peanuts, hands, ghb, anything, etc.
someone else feeds you your drink
someone else feeds you any drink
you drink someone elses drink
you drink out of a shoe
you drink out of a straw
the drink is a double or more
shot-gunning
beer bonging
or shots

all of the above is not considered one drink.  All I am saying is to be careful when someone says lets just go for one drink, they might have rules like Robin and I.

Marg